Browns round 1 pick 1: “With the first overall pick, the Cleveland Browns select QB Sam Darnold– USC”

Giants round 1 pick 2:  QB Josh Rosen– UCLA

Jets round 1 pick 3: QB Josh Allen– Wyoming ( Yes, I am actually predicting three consecutive quarterback selections to get this thing started)

Browns round 1 pick 4: RB Saquan Barkley– Penn State

Bills round 1 pick 5: The Bills swap picks with the Broncos to grab QB Baker Mayfield– Oklahoma. As compensation, the Broncos receive the Bills first pick in the 2nd round.

Colts round 1 pick pick 6: G Quenton Nelson– Notre Dame

Buccaneers  round 1 pick 7: DE Bradley Chubb, N.C State. “Nothing helps a secondary like a good pass rush”. Well, the Buccs have a terrible secondary. They also struggled getting sacks in 2017. Nothing helps a pass rush quite like Bradley Chubb… Who ultimately helps the secondary… Did I lose you somewhere in there??

Bears round 1 pick 8: WR D.J. Moore– Maryland. The Bears were the 30th ranked offense in 2017. 2nd year quarterback Mitchell Trubisky still has some developing to do. No wide receiver caught more crappy passes from QBs last year than Moore.

49ers round 1 pick 9: Leave it to Reuben Foster to make this even more complicated than it already was. (per the LA Times). Long story short, Foster may not be released by the Niners after all. Eliminating linebacker from being their primary defensive need in this draft. And since all the day 1 starting defenders will be gone by round 2, that pushes the 49ers offensive needs down a peg (sorry Jimmy Garoppolo). Short story long, the 49ers take DB Minkah Fitzpatrick- Alabama.

Raiders round 1 pick 10: The top linebackers in this draft are still available, too bad the Raiders can’t capitalize on such a golden opportunity because their corner backs suck so bad. CB Denzel Ward- Ohio State

Dolphins round 1 pick 11: LB: Roquan Smith– Georgia. Finally, one of these amazing linebackers

Broncos round 1 pick 12: While I’m uncertain about the fit, Denver takes LB Tremaine Edmunds– Virginia Tech.

Redskins round 1 pick 13: DB, Derwin James– Florida State. The Redskins do need pass rush help as well, but with 84 tackles from the safety position last year alone, just bump him into the box and you’re golden

Packers round 1 pick 14: After staring at my computer screen for the better part of 35 minutes, I realized that the Packers just suck all around defensively. They end up taking  DB Joshua Jackson– Iowa. They need a player will ball skills, and Jackson is a former receiver.

Arizona round 1 pick 15: QB Lamar Jackson- Louisville. The last of the big 5 quarterbacks on the board. Sam Bradford’s knee wont last forever (or at all).

Baltimore round 1 pick 16: While I would not be afraid to pick an offensive player with 16 even though it might be considered too early, peer pressure can be one tricky thing.  DE Marcus Davenport– UTSA.

Chargers round 1 pick 17: DT Vita Vea– Washington. They need to stop the run. Vita clogs running lanes

Seahawks round 1 pick 18: A running back sure would be nice here. So would a corner. Too bad Russell Wilson literally runs for his life every game, and now asa result, Seattle needs to spend a premium round pick on OG Will Hernandez– Texas El Paso

Cowboys round 1 pick 19: LB Leighton Vander Esch– Boise State. (What, were you expecting some kind of sarcastic comment?)

Lions round 1 pick 20: The Lions posted the worst rushing YPG percentage in the league last season, and it wasn’t even close. To compensate, they take RB Ronald Jones II– USC

Bengals round 1 pick 21: The Bengals added offensive line help in the off season. Considering they allow over 330 yards per game, now would probably be a good time to address the defense. Oh look! CB Jaire Alexander– Lousiville is still there. Isn’t that neat

Bills round 1 pick 22: C James Daniels, Iowa

Patriots round 1 pick 23: Offensive Linemen are leaving the board quickly. New England chooses OT Kolton Miller- UCLA.

Panthers round 1 pick 24: I say the Panthers need a running back and a receiver, but with defensive quality dropping off rapidly and plenty of good offensive pieces left, take a defender. Carolina fell to 18th in pass defense last season, try  DB Donte Jackson- LSU

Titans round 1 pick 25: WR Calvin Ridley- Alabama

Falcons round 1 pick 26: DL Taven Bryan– Florida

TRADE. The Steelers overpay just to ensure they can obtain LB Reshaan Evans- Alabama. The Saints move back a spot and get additional picks

Saints round 1 pick 28: WR Christian Kirk– A&M

Jaguars round 1 pick 29 TE Mike Gesici– Penn State.

Vikings round 1 pick 30:  OL Isaiah Wynn- Georgia might be a reach, but keep working on that O line. It is one of the last weaknesses this team has.

Patriots round 1 pick 31: Da’ron Payne– DT from Alabama

Eagles round 1 pick 32: Either trade out of the first or grab DB Justin Reid– Stanford.